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FASS 2005: FASSman (Will Russell) and T.N. Guy (John Milne) find themselves in a Sidekick bar with Lipton Sidekick (Nathan Etherington), Ivan Apickup (Will Chartrand), and Death (Carrie Nixon).

FASS 1981: FASSified Information

Songs

• Opening Song (Yankee Doodle Dandy)
• A Bit Of Oil (Wouldn't It Be Lovely)
• Rhinestone Robot (Rhinestone Cowboy)
• The Bright Side Of Life (The Obvious Song)
• Amputation (Toucha-Toucha)
• Mister Screw (Mister Kite)
• Lasers And Phasers (Favorite Things)
• The Canadian National Unity Song (Hallelujah Chorus)
• Fassablanca (Carling's Red Cap)
• Happy Elves (Jingle Bells)
• BLCRA (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
• A Spoonful Of Slander (A Spoonful Of Sugar)
• Smear Them (Both Sides)
• Down With The Army (Balls To Your Partner)
• Closing Song (Obladi-Oblada)