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FASS 2005: The Hench brothers (Chris Deck, Andrew Wilson, and Chris Klein) torture the Adamantium Chef (Paul Chrysler) in Chicken Commander's Underground Lair.

FASS 1978: The St. Valentine's Day FASSacre

Songs

• Opening Song (The Muppets Theme)
• Sergeant Friday's Cement Galoshes Gang (Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
• Shine On Harvest Moon (Every Disco Song In The World)
• Get Down Funky Mama (Something Barbershoppish)
• I Love Rolling In The Scum (I Love Little Baby Ducks)
• Tights And White Satin (Nights In White Satin)
• Danielle Boomboom (Daniel Boone)
• I'm A Great Big Centipede (Nothing Could Be Finer)
• Who's Afraid Of A Little Beer (Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf)
• Scarborough Fair/Debacle (Scarborough Fair/Canticle)
• You Mess Up My Life (You Light Up My Life)
• Answer-The-Door Song (Toreador Song)
• Mozzarella Rockefeller (Cinderella Rockefeller)
• Who's Knocking? (Barnacle Bill)
• Interrogation Song (Typewriter Song)
• Waiting For Godot (America)
• I'll Beat Up Your Wife (You Light Up My Life)
• Nail And Tooth (Heart And Soul)
• Play It Again (Sam)
• Dynamite (Silhouettes)
• Logoff (Little Darlin')
• The Punchline (The Time Warp)
• Closing Song (Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show)