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FASS 2005: The Hench brothers (Chris Deck, Andrew Wilson, and Chris Klein) torture the Adamantium Chef (Paul Chrysler) in Chicken Commander's Underground Lair.

FASS 1979: Ships that FASS in the Night

Songs

• An Ocean Cruise (The North Atlantic Squadron)
• Harold Mallard (Rubber Duckie)
• Albania The Beautiful (America The Beautiful)
• Drink, Drink, Drink Your Beer (Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
• I'll Be Master Of The Planet (If I Only Had A Brain)
• If I Didn't Have A Hunch (If I Only Had A Heart)
• Just To Get Another Badge (If I Only Had The Nerve)
• How I'd Like To End the Scene (If I Only Had A Brain)
• The Wonder Of Bras (The Wizard Of Oz)
• MEOP Blues (C C7 F7 C G7 F7 C)
• It Is A Custom To Give Leis (I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face)
• Life Is Grand (I've Got Spurs)
• Pardon Me, Hon (Pardon Me, Miss, But I've Never Done This..)
• We Are Meanpeace (We Will Rock You)
• We Want The Bomb (We Want The Bump)
• Nuke The World (Duke Of Earl)
• Big Disaster (Morning After)
• Hoo Is Whom? (Fox In Socks)
• Aphrodisiac (The Monster Mash)
• Ma Bell (Michelle)
• Closing Song (Liberty Bell March)