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FASS 2005: The Hench brothers (Chris Deck, Andrew Wilson, and Chris Klein) torture the Adamantium Chef (Paul Chrysler) in Chicken Commander's Underground Lair.

FASS 1985: FASSer than a Speeding Bullet

Songs

• Opening Song (Washington Post)
• Into The End Zone (Laverne & Shirley Theme)
• Cockroachman (Spider-Man Theme)
• The Director's Lament (Maria/Tonight)
• Lightsabers (Life Savers Commercial)
• Knock'em Out Cold (Tell Him)
• All I Want Is A Liberal Arts Degree (All I Want Is A Room In Bloomsbury)
• We're Off To See The Fed Hall (We're Off To See The Wizard)
• Superheroes Gonna Rumble Tonight (Betty-Lou's Getting Out Tonight)
• With Bat Like Tread (With Cat Like Tread)
• We Are The Pros (Anything Goes)
• Beating up the Twits (Putting on the Ritz)
• That's How it Percolates (Hokey Pokey)
• Escape of Mary Anne (I Am Sixteen, Going on Seventeen)
• They're Milking Us Dry (Jesus Must Die)
• I Don't Know How To End It (I Don't Know How To Love Him)
• If I Only Had The Ring (If I Only Had A Brain)
• Viking Just Wanna Have Fun (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)
• Three Commissioners (Three Little Maids)
• Bessie's Gone (For The Longest Time)
• Almost Heaven, Purgatory (Country Roads)
• The Judgement (The Love Boat)
• Judgement Day (Jamaica Farewell)
• FASS! (FAME!)