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FASS 2005: Commissioner Crunch (Dan Schickerowsky [far left]) and his officers (Khary Alexander [middle], Adrienne Steer [far right]) interrogate some bad guys (Mohammad Jangda [left], Emma Connon [right]).

FASSical Studies 1990: Life, the University and Everything

Songs

• Thus Spoke Sarah Bernhardt (Also Sprach Zarathustra)
• The Winds Of Change (Do You Hear The People Sing)
• Progress (Dear World)
• Chorus #1 (Something Poetic)
• Chorus #2 (Something Monotone)
• Chorus #3 (The Alternate School Song)
• Chorus #4 (Something Rappish)
• Always (Always)
• ... No, I Smoke BEFORE Sex (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas)
• Waterloo (Camelot)
• Imprint (Skid Row)
• Fortune's Fool (Rubber Ducky)
• He's a Jolly Othello (He's a Jolly Good Fellow)
• To Be Happy Or Not To Be Happy (Don't Worry, Be Happy)
• Head Don (Don Giovanni)
• Head Don (Bring Me My Bride)
• I've a Hunch (Being Green)
• Null Opera End (Orpheus (Speedy Muffler Theme))
• Grad Club Rendezvous (Seaside Rendezvous)
• Do You Hear The People Laugh? (Do You Hear The People Sing?)