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FASS 2005: Chicken Commander (Jim Peltier [right]) faces off against his arch-nemesis FASSman (Will Russell) as damsel-in-distress Linda Lace (Selina Saba) looks on.

FASS 1991: Please Do Not Adjust Your Set

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Thanks to Rod Currie for transcribing the script for 1991.

Songs

• Opening Song (On Broadway)
• A Little TV Station (A Lotta Locomotion)
• I Can See It Now (If My Friends Could See Me Now)
• At CKMS (You Can't Hurry Love)
• Secret Cajun Men (Secret Agent Man)
• Software in One Night (Music of the Night)
• Carla, Won't You Lighten Up? (Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da)
• Zulu Dawn (Delta Dawn)
• I'm Quitting (Laverne And Shirley Theme)
• Election (Greased Lightning)
• Blaine, You're A Failure (Beauty School Dropout)
• I Don't Want A Mech Eng Man (Only The Good Die Young)
• Nigel Rathbone's Fed Election Plan (Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
• It's Live (Rawhide)
• Food Services Green Campaign (Original Music by Jack Cooper)
• Intelligent Bipedal Rabbit Clan (Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
• Closing Song (TV Theme Medley)