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FASS 2005: The Hench brothers (Chris Deck, Andrew Wilson, and Chris Klein) torture the Adamantium Chef (Paul Chrysler) in Chicken Commander's Underground Lair.

FASS 2k: The ProFASSy: The Last FASS Ever

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Script

The script for FASS 2000 is in two parts: the main script and the vignettes between each scene (PDFs).

Songs

• FASS Double-Oh (RunRunaway)
• Eating Humans Jive (Mambo Number Five)
• Livin' Life in a Coma (Livin' La Vida Loca)
• Insane Disease (Strange Disease)
• Will We Survive (I Will Survive)
• Auld Lang Syne (Auld Lang Syne)
• What Would Scouts and Soldiers Do? (What Would Brian Boitano Do?)
• The Story So Far (Home for a Rest)
• Shake Yo' Behind (The Phantom of the Opera)
• The Psychic (The Trial)
• FASS 2000 (Kung Fu Fighting)