FASS 2005: The opening number of FASS 2005: "FASStastics Go!"

FASS 2003 - Haiku

Tonight's our last show
Though I have not slept for weeks
Tonight I shall drink

No more 'till 2:3
What to do in this dark room?
Mmm That feels real good

Up in our wee booth
Thousands of watts of power
Techies slowly roast

Actors on dark stage
trip on pirate swords and chicks
Please give them some light

My spotlight goes SQUEAK!
I should grease it up a bit
hmmm... wrong kind of lube

For Nadia:
Only two spot lights
But the scene should have one more
ARRRRRGGH!!! Screams Nadia

(For Peter)
Feet on edge of lift
If only these were ray guns
Sorry would they be

(Inspired by Paul "it's all about the purple feathers" Fly Guy)
With purple feathers
and a fluffy little sheep
Spots never get bored

(Inspired by Dyna in 1:1 and as noted by everyone, especially the friday late audience)
Pyromaniac
Dyna bounces a lot
When she jumps around

(And, our great final masterpiece performed during 2:4 on friday late.)
In my little room
Bright burning lights make me hot
Stripping in the booth

Been nearly three hours
Tummy starting to rumble
Wish I had a snack

If you need a snack
I am sure I can help you
Bow Chika Bow Bow

Hold on a sec Steph
You do not need to do that
Okay, if you want

Now it's your turn, Steph
I will lie down over here
you sit on my face

James, you are a pig
What would your girl have to say?
Must sleep on the couch

I play the trombone
I can't help myself at all,
Join me on the couch?

Maybe just this once
If you promise not to tell (Insert long pause here)
Oh wow! That was great.

Is Erin on sets?
We really screwed up big time
Please don't blow us up!

Erin's getting mad
Steph and James are burned to ash
House goes up in flames

No more poetry
Out of inspiration here
We are oh so spent.