Past FASS | FASS

A show-by-show guide to the illustrious history that is FASS. This page is still a work in progress, but your help in finishing it is greatly appreciated. Do you have something that is missing? Email prez@fass.uwaterloo.ca!

Scripts shown here are the last known PDF of the script (often what was printed for the readthrough). It may not include changes, additions, or deletions that happened as part of the rehearsal process.

You can also check out FASS’s public Google Drive folder for scripts, programs, and posters from past shows.

2023 Winter: The Other Side of the Story

Theme: redeeming all your favourite villains
Cameos:
- Thursday: Waterloo Ward 6 City Councillor Mary Lou Roe
- Friday: Award-winning Math Faculty lecturer Dan Wolczuk
- Saturday: Waterloo MP Bardish Chagger

2022 Winter: FASS-O-Vision

Virtual show due to the COVID-19 pandemic
Theme: Television! Seinfass, trashy reality TV, and wacky commercials

2021 Winter: Interdimensional News Live-ish

Virtual show due to the COVID-19 pandemic
Theme: channel-surfing the TV multiverse

2020 Winter: Nothing Beats Rock

Theme: A history of civilization
Cameos:
- Thursday – Waterloo Mayor Dave Jaworsky
- Friday – award-winning Math Faculty Lecturer Dan Wolczuk
- Saturday – Waterloo Ward 2 City Councillor Royce Bodaly
FASS 2020 Program
FASS 2020 Script
FASS 2020 Poster

2019 Fall: Feridun-Dun-DUN!

Theme: Murder mystery/film noir
Guest Acts:
- Unaccompanied Minors
- AcaBellas
- UW Cheer Team
- UW Improv Club
- UW Juggling Club
- Chavembachata
- UW Warriors Band
FASS 2019 Program
FASS 2019 Script
Imprint Review
FASS 2019 Poster:

2019 Winter: Fantasy & Fandoms

Theme: Fantasy Worlds
Cameos:
- Thursday: Rose Vogt, UW Staff Association President
- Friday: Hon. Bardish Chagger, MP for Waterloo
- Saturday: Mary-Ann Vaughn, Economics Professor
FASS 2019 Program
FASS 2019 Script
FASS 2019 Poster

2018 Fall: FASS Variety Show Presents: The Future

Theme: The Future
Guest Acts:
- UWACE
- Musical Interdudes
- UW Drag Club
- UW Improv Club
- Prismatic
FASS 2018 Program
FASS 2018 Script
FASS 2018 Poster

2018 Winter: Canada 150 151

Theme: Canada
Cameos:
- Thursday: Jeff Henry, Waterloo City Councillor
- Friday: Bill Baer, UW Staff Association President
- Saturday: Hon. Bardish Chagger, MP for Waterloo
FASS 2018 Program
FASS 2018 Script
FASS 2018 Poster

2017: Super FASS Variety Night

Theme: Superheroes
Guest Acts:
- UW Juggling Club
- The Acabellas
- Warriors Band
- UW Drag Club

2016: Who’s Afraid of the FASS

Theme: Haunted Theatre
Cameos:
- Thursday: A
- Friday: B
- Friday Late: C
- Saturday: D
FASS 2016 Program
FASS 2016 Script
FASS 2016 Poster

2015: FASS Fables: Tale from Mother Geese

Theme: Fairy Tales
Cameos:
- Thursday: A
- Friday: B
- Friday Late: C
- Saturday: D
FASS 2015 Program
FASS 2015 Script
FASS 2015 Poster

2014: The Last of FASS

Theme: Apocalypse
Cameos:
- Thursday: Jerry Smith
- Friday: Larry Smith (Economics Professor)
- Friday Late: Dan Wolczuk (Mathematics Professor)
- Saturday: Robert Mann
FASS 2014 Program
FASS 2014 Script
FASS 2014 Poster
FASS 2014 in the Daily Bulletin

2013: FASS for President

Theme: Politics
Cameos:
- Thursday: A
- Friday: B
- Friday Late: C
- Saturday: D
FASS 2013 Program
FASS 2013 Script
FASS 2013 Poster

2012: The Neverending Story

Theme: An Incorrect History of FASS
Cameos:
- Thursday: A
- Friday: B
- Friday Late: C
- Saturday: Ian D. Allen
FASS 2012 Program
FASS 2012 Script
FASS 2012 Poster

2011: FASS of the Titans

Theme: Myths and Legends
Cameos:
- Thursday: Unknown
- Friday: Unknown
- Friday Late: Unknown
- Saturday: Unknown
FASS 2011 Poster

2010: Final FASSity MMX

Theme: Video Games
Cameos:
- Thursday: Michael L. Davenport (Imprint Editor-in-Chief)
- Friday: Chris Neal (Feds Vice President, Administration & Finance)
- Friday Late: Peter Carette (Director of Theatre Operations)
- Saturday: Bud Walker (Director of University Business Operations (and interim Associate Provost, Student Services))
FASS 2010 Program
FASS 2010 Script
FASS 2010 Poster
FASS 2010 in the Daily Bulletin

FASS 2010 Princess Peach

FASS 2009 Poster

2009: Live FASS, Die Tomorrow

Theme: Spies
Cameos:
- Thursday: Joe West (Applied Mathematics Professor)
- Friday: Heather Fitzgerald (Student Life Office)
- Friday Late: The Feds Executive (represented by Andrew Falcao, VP Internal)
- Saturday: Marios Ioannidis (Director of Nanotechnology)
FASS 2009 Program
FASS 2009 Script
FASS 2009 Poster

2008: Global Warming: Kiss Your FASS Goodbye

Theme: Global Warming
Cameos:
- Thursday: Unknown
- Friday: Unknown
- Friday Late: Unknown
- Saturday: Unknown
FASS 2008 Program
FASS 2008 Script
FASS 2008 Poster
FASS 2008 in Imprint

2007: The Seven Silly Sins

Theme: Seven Deadly Sins
Cameos:
- Thursday: Unknown
- Friday: Unknown
- Friday Late: Unknown
- Saturday: Unknown
Program
FASS 2007 Script
Poster
FASS 2007 in Imprint

2006: A Midwinter Night’s FASS

Theme: Shakespeare
Cameos:
- Thursday: Michael Symth (Associate Dean, Renison)
- Friday: John Andersen (Federation of Students)
- Friday Late: Heather Fitzgerald (Student Life Office)
- Saturday: Vera Golini (Italian, St. Jeromes)
FASS 2006 Program
FASS 2006 Script

2005: The FASStastics

Theme: Superheroes
Cameos:
- Thursday: Neil Randall (English, Rhetoric and Professional Writing)
- Friday: Jack Rehder (Computer Science)
- Friday Late: Vera Golini (Italian, St. Jeromes)
- Saturday: Michael Symth (Associate Dean, Renison)
Program
FASS 2005 Script
Poster

2004: The Brothers FASS: Princes & Dragons & Wolves, Oh My!

Theme: Fairy Tales
Cameos:
- Thursday: Unknown
- Friday: Unknown
- Friday Late: Unknown
- Saturday: Unknown
Program
FASS 2004 Script
Poster

2003: The New FASS Show

Theme: The Muppet Show
Cameos:
- Thursday: Unknown
- Friday: Unknown
- Friday Late: Unknown
- Saturday: Unknown
Program
FASS 2003 Script
Poster
FASS 2003 in Imprint

2002: Dial F for FASS

Theme: Murder Mystery / Film Noir
Cameos:
- Thursday: Unknown
- Friday: Unknown
- Friday Late: Unknown
- Saturday: Unknown
Program
FASS 2002 Script
FASS 2002 Poster